GlobalWarmingIsBS.com introduces the Hummer H2 Global Grinder Hybrid!
We at GlobalWarmingIsBS.com are proud to introduce our next generation Hummer H2 Hybrid. Masterminded by our team of advanced climate change inventors, we have developed a Super Secret, Bolt On, Retrofit process that allows our Global Grinder H2 to run on trees harvested from old growth forest.
This Super Secret, Bolt On, Retrofit process employs a proprietary “grind and singe” system that takes old growth trees (and ONLY old growth trees) and converts them to high octane jet fuel. This jet fuel is then run through a quasi-flux multiplexer and converted to a high spewing carbon exhaust. It is this high spewing carbon exhaust that allows the Global Grinder H2 to achieve the astronomical 1.3 miles per tree.
We are hoping to start our scientists on the next generation H2 Hybrid that can run off of either Old Growth Trees, Dolphin Chunks, and if we're lucky Baby Seal pelts.
